Jealousy at the Helm: My Forex Traders Are Better than Every Other Signal Provider’s

I am the luckiest peach on the planet! There is no doubt in my mind.

You know, I am good friends with a number of professional Forex traders, signal providers, Forex system developers, etc. Most, not all but most, have at least one bitch and moan about their clients every single freakin OMG-if-I-have-to-listen-to-this-anymore-I’m-gonna-fly-to-Chicago-and-bungee-off-the-Sears-Tower day! For some reason, I think I’ve lead my friends to believe I’m a good listener or somehow appreciate their incessant baths of negativity.

You know what? Fuck that! I can’t take it anymore. I’m gonna pop a BB cap in someone’s ass the next time he feels the need to spew flavorless verbiage all over me!

Better yet…I’m gonna rub it in! Here goes.

Ode to My Fellow Forex Signal Providers Across the World

My clients are better than ALL OF YOURS put together! My clients rock. My clients are the best Forex traders in the whole world–the whole universe.

Wanna know why?

My Forex clients are intelligent. My clients are creative. My clients are loyal. My clients are fun, witty and hip and my clients NEVER complain when I keep them out of ultra-treacherous market conditions! They must know I truly CARE about their success!

You, fellow Forex signal providers, can kiss my ass because you’re not getting my clients!

Great gravitates to great. Miserable…well, misery loves company.

Go have a pity party. I’m gonna grab a beer and think about starting a weekly or bi-weekly let-it-ride night in a live Forex trading room!

Who’s in?

NOTE TO CURRENT CLIENTS: You all totally rock. Thank you for being so damn cool!